Happy now?

I confess, when I chose white on acid green I was being discriminatory against the over 25s. It is a little known fact that the under 25s and particurlarly teenagers are able to see and hear a wider range of light and sound frequencies. This has been recently exploited in a ringtone that uses a high frequency only teenagers and children can hear what with their unabused, virginal earholes.

The tone is also being marketed to shopkeepers to disperse loitering hoodies who gather outside, scaring off Daily Mail readers. Link

The visual element is more tricky to use, but experiments are underway to find colour schemes to use in advertising that only young people can see.

I hope I have now fixed the problem regarding my blog with good old black on white and no age discrimination legislation will be brought against me.